My family on Star Trek
Ma: Come on husband, let's go to bed and leave the nerd to the TV
Dad: Haven't you watched them all by now?
Me: No, I'm only disc 4
Dad: How can you watch it? It has no real substance to it
Dad: It's just episode after episode of man love
Dad: Ooooh Mr Spock I love you, let me stroke your pointy ears!
Ma: Illogical Captain. However, I shall allow you to retire with me for the night. We may share the bed
Dad: What would I do with out Mr Spock!