May 2013
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tourdatesforjonesy:
do you ever just see your friends getting really close with other people and you can just feel yourself slowly becoming less important to them and you get this really deep ache in your heart and everything just hurts
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Anonymous asked: FUCKS SAKE I CAN'T UNSEE THE DILDO NOW!
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Star Trek: Into Darkness - an all caps summary
Spoiler alert, read my in depth summary of the movie under the cut. Literally got back from the midnight screening at 3am and wrote this, maybe some time inaccuracies. [[MORE]] SPOCK BB KIRK THE FUCK YOU DONE NOW BOY 5 MINUTES IN MCCOY IS SO DONE WITH YOU SPUHURA ALREADY GOD WHY ABRAMS FUCK THE PRIME DIRECTIVE JAMES T KIRK IS NOT THIS BIG OF A SLUT WHY YOU FUCKING DO THIS MAN WHY IMPLICATIONS TO...
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bikenesmith:
like the worst thing ever is when you’re talking about something you really love to someone and you can just tell that they dont give a shit
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Star Trek Into Darkness premiere!
I must say, as my first premiere experience, it hasn’t left me thinking I would do it again. Queued for hours, still ended up a row behind. First behind some typical fandom quirky my-221b-notebook-came-from-my-friend-check-out-her-etsy girls from fuck knows where, Then these guy that must like do this shit all the time since they had a thick book full of autos already and asked everyone who...
April 2013
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Tobeootintheskdpoalllsdniejnahdndhaass y’kno’? - What I hear when my Irish relatives speak to me.
I was casually scrolling through my dash when I felt a presence and I turned around and my Dad was just standing right behind me staring at the screen and I asked how long he’d been there and he just says ‘long enough’ and walked out the room.
March 2013
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Why do all the comics and art work on Tumblr about long distance/online relationships, feature lesbians? Like seriously where are all the straight people on this website? Do straight people not have long distance relationships? Or is it that only the lesbians have good drawing capability…
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February 2013
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January 2013
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December 2012
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I told myself I wouldn’t, but after like, the 5th time watching the trailer OMFG INTO DARKNESS COME TO ME NOW MY BABY, YOUR NAME IS STUPID BUT YOUR TRAILER AND ALL IT’S PRECIOUS FACES HNNNNNNNGGGG. I swear, I need to watch this movie like I need to breathe, and OMGTHEHANDGLASSBITTOOSOONMANTOOSOON just vfrhbgewufnewkufjasvfyv Don’t screw this up for me Abrams or I swear to god,...
November 2012
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RANDOM FACT ABOUT ME THAT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT!
I hate getting flowers, whether it’s romantically, or as thanks or whatever. I hate it. Unless it’s sunflowers, then I’m really happy.
September 2012
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Amelie telling knock knock jokes
Amelie: Knock Knock
Mum: Who's there?
Amelie: Doctor
Mum: Doctor Who?
Amelie: Sorry wrong door number
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SEXY'S BACK
I’m home! Not that anyone noticed I’d gone but I have actually been touring Europe for the last 10 days. IT WAS AWESOME! Did my usual not-talking-to-new-people-spend-the-day-with-Amy but I did make some friends some how so yay! My body is fucked up from getting drunk one night and falling over everywhere, I have a grey back and funky purple knees. Plus I found the coach driver’s...
August 2012
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ibeggedformercytwice:
badcocaine:
I AM CRYING OMFG
Ohmygod. I’m laughing so much. This made my day. XD
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i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet